this will never not be funny.
i can’t actually breathe
It looks pissed
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
wait what’s the joke
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
scale on how i feel about myself everyday
Who runs the FIyawayhero account on twitter?
Dalton is such a sarcastic asshole
You say that like it’s news
GUYS TUMBLR IS SHOWING EMOJIS I JUST YELLED 👍👍👍😭😭😭😍💁
OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU