James Bond
steampoweredsass:


tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

Fast Cash

petroliuus:

destructiondragon360:

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

wait what’s the joke

reincarnation

nicolegendary:

"That was fucking incredible.” - Things To Do in GTA V: Fast Cash

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

corvale:


scale on how i feel about myself everyday

corvale:

scale on how i feel about myself everyday

mrs-khs:

thisbatgirllovesim5:

thisisntdaltonrapattonisblog:

whostashaanyway:

Who runs the FIyawayhero account on twitter?

Cleverbot

Dalton is such a sarcastic asshole

You say that like it’s news

rl-y:

GUYS TUMBLR IS SHOWING EMOJIS I JUST YELLED 👍👍👍😭😭😭😍💁

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU